gurlukovich:

– extremely cutesy and hyper-femine straight white trans boy named aiden. calls himself a smol bean. 

– racist caricature of a black man. he’s cis and gay and his name is brick. the devs forgot to give him a personality, or any backstory. 

– skinny, androgynous dfab nonbinary person named like leaf or smth. they’re white and pan. 

– bi cis latinx woman who’s dressed extremely provocatively for no reason. her name is maria bc the devs think that’s representation or w/e 

– transmisogynistic caricature of a white trans woman who has broader shoulders than any other character. she’s bi, but there’s no option to flirt with her if you play the game as a woman (what’s a lesbian ?). her name is gwendolyn.   

– cis gay white man named kevin. he has a beard and he’s acceptably chubby, so everyone loves him. he’s the only remotely fat character, and so all he talks about is food.

i hope y’all like it!