thoodleoo:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

thoodleoo:

person asking me about what i study: oh so why did you take some ancient greek classes?

me, thinking about my plan to go back in time to ancient lesbos and eat sappho out until she can’t remember her own name: y’know it’s just such a beautiful and historically important language

hate to rain on your parade here but sappho lived like 2500 years ago and as such she probably washed her pussy like approximately never

1. funnily enough, people in the ancient world were aware of hygiene as a concept

2. do i look like a coward