Can I please get a new nurse?
how is this a universal experience?
male high school bullies: become cops
female high school bullies: become nurses
Tag: misc
walked past a group of older women leaving the synagogue as i was heading in and just heard one of them saying “lesbians are the chosen people”
so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating
what is art? is it something gay people do to get back at their fathers? maybe
the f in frog stands for friendship
the r in frog stands for respect
the o in frog stands for optimism
The g stands for g a y
i think some of you aren’t really bottoms you’re just virgins with anxiety disorders
not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
via @trillgutterbug
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
Lesbian On Main 